Categories: Humorous, Tales of my Twenties

Warrensburg Driver's Be Advised

Dear Warrensburg Driver’s:

The streets are starting to get slick. If you are driving East on Clark Street be advised that there is a stop sign as you approach Mitchell St. and take measures to slow down as to not go through said stop sign and into my yard.

Thank you!

Cynthia

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This public announcement is paid for by Kids Who Like To Play in Their Yard When It Snows.

Permalink 03/28/09 05:37:05 pm, by Cynthia Email , 71 words, Categories: Humorous ,

Women Are More Religious Than Men

I found this study amusing.

Basically, it says women are more religious than men. But wait a minute girls, before you start cheering…..men can’t help it. Nope. It’s their biochemistry. Apparently, men tend to be risk takers, even with their souls. They also have an inability to inhibit self gratifying impulses. They’re shortsighted and don’t think ahead to the consequences of their actions.

I’m not trying to be hard on men. Remember it’s not their fault. And well if they don’t have a personal belief or relationship with God, that’s just because that’s the way God made them. Right?

I guess that let’s them off the hook.

I’ll sleep much better tonight knowing that.

Permalink 03/23/09 07:18:00 am, by Cynthia Email , 115 words, Categories: Humorous ,

Me Through My Kids Eyes

I got this off of Facebook. They are questions to ask your kids to see through their eyes what they see in you. I asked them separately! Kaitlyn is 10 and Tristan is 8.

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Kaitlyn: I love you.
Tristan: I love you.

2. What makes mom happy?
K: chocolate
T: hugs & kisses

3. What makes mom sad?
K: no chocolate in the house
T: fights

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
K: silly faces
T: funny faces

5. What was your mom like as a child?
K: good
T: I don’t know

6. How old is your mom?
K: 44 (correct)
T: 45

7. How tall is your mom?
K: 5’6” (I wish, 5’1”)
T: 6’

8. What is your mom’s favorite thing to do?
K: watch her children play
T: watch General Hospital

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
K: she does chores and watches General Hospital (yep)
T: shop (and yep)

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
K: Songwriting
T: Singing

11. What is your mom really good at?
K: Art
T: Art

12. What is your mom not very good at?
K: math
T: Gymnastics

13. What does your mom do for a job?
K: Stay at home mom
T: Watches her kids

14.What is your mom’s favorite food?
K: Mexican
T: Mexican

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
K: She’s nice
T: Loving her kids

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
K: Sandy from Sponge Bob
T: Pearl from Sponge Bob (I need to start that diet soon)

17. What do you and your mom do together?
K: play the piano
T: Dance

18. How are you and your mom the same?
K: we both play an instrument
T: We both like Mexican food

19. How are you and your mom different?
K: I like playing board games, mom doesn’t
T: I’m a boy, she’s a girl

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
K: She tells me she does every day
T: She gives me kisses

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
K: He’s tall and nice
T: He’s nice

22. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
K: Her parent’s house
T: Chocolate store

They know me pretty well!

Permalink 03/13/09 08:12:52 am, by Cynthia Email , 381 words, Categories: Humorous ,

I Would Like To Apologize

I’m sorry, I should have put an explanation up sooner. For those of you who visit my blog often, or for the new visitors who commented on the Valentine’s Challenge post, I did not delete any comments or posts. Thursday night and Friday, my web hosts server went down and deleted about four days worth of data. That happened twice. The first time it deleted two days worth of stuff, the second time, it took a couple of more days. We had no way of retrieving anything. I had several comments and blogs ready to be posted and I lost them all.

I apologize, and I welcome all comments!

Permalink 02/23/09 09:04:15 am, by Cynthia Email , 109 words, Categories: Humorous ,

New Posts Soon

I would like to apologize to those faithful readers about not posting anything new lately. I’ve been substitute teaching middle school science and bible for the past two weeks at JCCA, the school where my kids attend. Their teacher went to Haiti for a couple of weeks, where he has a ministry.

Along with that, both of my kids came down with strep throat and then passed it to me.

Teaching + Strep = Exhaustion.

I’m getting some better now, and hopefully I’ll be blogging about new stuff soon!

……….I’m sure you’re waiting on the edge of your seat!

Permalink 02/10/09 08:47:43 am, by Cynthia Email , 97 words, Categories: Humorous ,

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